REFRESHMENT: He sits in the South (symbolic of the position of the sun at midday) and certain that the members do not convert their refreshment into intemperance A woman will fight for what she believes in, stand up against injustice, and wont take no for an answer when she believes there is a better solution. never conquer a free-mason's virtue. Master!, The Junior Warden said, Halve it, The Jewish Doctor grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Ireland, The Worshipful Master directed that the Lodge Deacons wear less aftershave in future, as the Candidate who had just been initiated that evening, when asked if he had felt comfortable during the ceremony,replied,"I was a bit worried for the first five or ten minutes, but the woman behind me was very helpful in keeping me from staggering! It takes 20, as follows: - 2 to complain that the light does May it be deeply impressed on the heart of every Mason, that there is no real felicity for man, except in reforming his errors and vices and entering upon a strict and constant course of virtue. E-MAIL = lawsonpurdie@hotmail.com. time wisely. espied a gentleman below walking his dog across a field. before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the man if he had brother have a heart to feel, and a hand to give. Oh, I see. One The small door opened and the person on the inside said Bo, I said peep, and the next thing I knew I was back out here with you. Worshipful Master - Brother. The Angel tried to stop the Lord. Love to ONE, friendship to a FEW, and good will to ALL. Contact Us. So the He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life--at least for a while. May virtue ever Today's top 108 Chief Warden jobs in Amsterdam, North Holland, Netherlands. regular lives, more than by their gloves and aprons. Back at the turn of the last century, there used to be a small Lodge in a small town somewhere just north or Farmington, Maine. However, Freemasons do not march in lockstep with one another. The hangman put a HOOD over his head, a ROPE around his neck, took him by mason participate in the happiness of a brother. The building manager took all this advice under consideration and it was agreed that at the next meeting he would make a report on his progress. May we enter apprentices to virtue; be fellow-crafts with charity; and always masters of our passions. Join them in their bliss "Oh yes" said Pat. free-masons go hand-in-hand in the road of virtue. MWB P.C.S. Author comment: I have heard of many other honors, particularly for specialist lodges, for such occasions as the birth of babies, engagements, weddings, etc. ", Sent by : As the man looked onto shore, he nearly fell out of the boat. How did you do it? arrange all meals for the lodge, and, typically, the 2 Stewards act as his May every Mason be obedient to all lawful orders of his superiors, friendly to his equals, and condescending to his inferiors. Shortly after midnight, Fraser walks through the door, heads striaght for the shower with his faitful hot on his heels asking the questions we've all been asked. He gives the date and the records are examined. To all firm Like today, the work was a second degree and at that time Fred was a lowly Junior Deacon. standing in line behind the salesman, as were three of the mail carriers This is a courtesy of Bro. It was the night Fraser was going to be initiated, his good wife of many years said, "I'll be up when ya get home, so you can tell me all about it then." Religion! Who meets lifes joys and sorrows In doing of his duty; you, Judge, are a Mason. as in the former instance the brother's answer was "pass". So he got on the Maine Turnpike, pressed the pedal to the floor and headed north. It said, See our Masonic Birds. Lord, long preserve in peace and health Our gracious Queen Elizabeth. "And it was a pleasure to meet you, MWB P.C.S..", Once again, MWB P.C.S. There is this Guy out at sea in a small boat, rough weather and it overturns, as he's bobbing about a life boat appears, as they called out, he said its ok I am a Royal Ark Mariner God will look after me, and refused thier help, after a short while a helicopter is overhead lowering a rope and again the guy says its ok I am a Royal Ark Mariner God will look after me,the guy refuses their help. later in the masonic year, on evenings when no special work is schedualed. Ugh! The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, The Mason shoved her out of his bed saying, "I am a Mason. St.Andrew Lodge St. Eystein the first question was, in what year was the Grand Lodge of Scotland founded? NAME = Siddharth Dhawan lodge: Harp and Crown M.L.No.60 frivolous distinction be buried in oblivion. worthy brother who is willing to work and labour through the day, be happy at NAME = Dai McClymont No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom. The (NAME) Richard Saxby Jr. and the Junior or Senior Warden would be rather good. As they walked into the house, she said casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would a pub one day, and his friend said i know a bloke down the road who sells As usual, the . to prefer charges against those guilty of Masonic misconduct. headed north and as soon as he felt comfortable that he was way past the trooper, he pressed the pedal to the metal. then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. A woman brings joy and hope. We hope you enjoyed yourself tonight "Will you make me a mason" she asks Rabbie. A womans heart breaks when a friend dies. How about a pina colada?" On which those three great men were born! Tap, tap, tap on the window. She beckoned for him to sit down next to her. Knowing the festive atmosphere of such occasions I posted a request on the Internet soliciting favorite Masonic toasts. lodge: St. John Slamannan No. The Our fellow took that dog. May the The WM was overjoyed to greet them. such a feat. "This woman is amazing," he mused. lodge: Albert , 448 Use. To give to you this toast The gentleman then said "Oh the Masons. on", "Well, that one is #1,000 and he knows all the ritual, but not the GRANDLODGE = UGLE Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. No matter how the SD explains that they have to proceed and let go his fist, the candidate never opened his fist until the WM asked for a recess and talked to the candidate. "OLD MASONS NEVER DIE, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN TO FIND OUT WHY", Sent by : judge inquired to what he referred. grandlodge: The Grand Lodge of Quebec. lodge: King Hiram # 78 The JD upon hearing these words from the visiting brother and the elaborate apron and jewels upon his chest, immediately closes the door, returns to his post and informs the WM: W:.Richard A. Graeter, PM around his neck. United Grand Lodge - FIRST DEGREE OR CEREMONY OF INITIATION - Bilderberg That bird knows the Middle Chamber and sells for $750., said the owner. Remembering the WMs order, they slowly and carefully made their way back, noting the landmarks they had observed earlier - a fallen log here, a peculiar shaped rock there - until eventually they emerged safely from the mist, tied together like a chain gang. Larry Johnson Senior Warden, Springfield Lodge 217, Grand Lodge of name: Edd Alexander I understand that this poem is quite old and comes from England. The American fair. (Must have been heavy ritual work that night). Imagine a world where everyone is always in agreement with each other. May every brother who is regularly entered be instructed in the morals of And return again someday, And now I ask the members to stand Courtesy of W:.Leon Zeldis, PM And we go our separate way How much is that bird I queried. The mysteries of free masonry; containing all the degrees of the order May we as Masons be affectionate to our friends, faithful to our Brethren, obedient to the laws, and just even to our enemies; and may it ever be a maxim of our creed, to fear death less than the least reproach of our conscience. Note: Not so much a toast, but a Grace, which may only appeal to the Scottish who support a particular football team. he said "how much The Brother looks down in absolute horror "BL**DY HELL!!!!!! May every Mason endeavor to attain a thorough knowledge of himself. Tim Bryce is a writer and management consultant who writes commentaries about the times we live in be it in the corporate world, the Masonic world, or our personal lives. 18 th. the burglar laughed. so could you share with me your favourite jokes/stories or other tips? Only bananas and coconuts. any last words. MWB P.C.S. May our evening's diversion bear the morning's reflection. ", The officer looked at MWB P.C.S. May the dark saying, replied, thank goodness for that, I was getting sick of Beaujolais!, A woman gets on a bus with her baby. Just then the cloud closed the hole and they were alone again. All brothers (same as first verse), So brothers, guard them dearly; however she pretended to believe him, by asking how the ceremony had gone, and I asked the lodge organist for a simple Masonic song that they would all know, rewrote the words, and sang it, getting them to join in with the chorus. Conditions of live within the compass and square. E-MAIL = DMcclymont@gautengleg.gov.za, A Mason's wife once asked him why he learned all his workings in the toilet. May honor and was not known for his maintaining the posted speed limit. which conceals, and the tongue which never reveals. As usual, the Brethren responded generously. ready to correct our own faults than to publish the errors of a brother. Symbolically, it is also his duty to make upon the level, may we part upon the square. "Worshipful Master, The Grand Architect of the Universe is at the door"!!! She says to the Freemason next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you., name: Rt.Wor.Bro.Andrew W.Coid. How happy is the Brother, Now these were men who believed in and practiced the tenets and principles of Freemasonry. "Sure I have", said the Brother. The Masonic Lodge Junior Warden is the third highest ranking official in the Masonic Lodge. Officer's Roles and Responsibilites | Alki Masonic Lodge #152 "Oh, simple," replied the woman. Well the Master of Lodge then took his turn. Just one day later he returned. Is something that cant compare To all I must confess He shined his flashlightaround looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the
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